I once knew a man named Sneade
Who said, “Hearing aids ain’t what I need.
My daddy taught me – always be humble
But the rest y’all don’t speak, ya mumble.
When you repeat I still can’t hear
Even when I ask you again, my dear.
So I’ll stay home and sit and wait
Until some sense crawls into yer crate.
It ain’t me that’s got the problem.
It’s the rest y’all that’s hit the bottom.
But it’s not like me to moan and whine
So when the world wakes up
I’ll be just fine.”
Lesson here – don’t be like Sneade
Cause we got exactly what you need.
In 90 minutes you’ll be out the door
And you won’t be complainin’ any more.
Who said you can’t enjoy your life?
Put away all that stress and strife.
Believe me now, what I say is true.
